Description: You are looking to purchase a Classic Joke Shop Practical Joke!These are a selection of retro Jokes dispatched from our famous Joke & Magic shop right here in Scarborough, UK!Each Joke is brightly packaged and attractive looking, making them great for gifts, presents and stocking fillers!Choose your Joke from the following items: Car Scratch- Stick this harmless transfer on your victim's prize car and watch his face when he spots what appears to be a 9" (23cm) scratch on the side of his baby!Cigarette Burn - Leave this on a chair arm or table and watch the panic! It looks like a cigarette butt left burning with attached scorch mark!Crap-a-lot Tea Bag - Brew up a cup of tea for a victim and retreat to a safe distance! Natural laxative effect!Cockroach in Candy - Innocent looking sweet wrapper containing a Fake Cockroach! Add to a tin of Quality Street and see who gets it!Dirty Face Soap - Innocent looking bar of soap that actually mucks up your victims skin, not cleans it!Disappearing (Vanishing) Ink - Spill or splash on your victim, it'll have disappeared by the time they get to the toilet to try and wash it off!Exhaust Whistle - Put on end of victim's exhaust to make their car whistle loudly!Exploding Matches - A ordinary book of matches that contains a surprise- the matches will explode with a crack a few seconds after being lit!Fake Cigarettes - The classic fake Cigarettes, these even contain a powder to create a puff of smoke when blown into first few times!Fake Cigarette Endz - Super realistic looking cigarette butts, trick your friends!Fart Powder - Stir into a warm drink and retreat, causes the victim to fart!Fart Whistle - The popular child's gag- blow into this whoopee cushion whistle to create a lovely "paaarrp" sound!Fly In Ice Cube - Add to a victim's drink with other ice cubes- it looks like an ice cube with a fake fly trapped inside!Freaky Finger - A grim joke, looks like a bandaged, severed finger!Frothing Blood Capsules - Add to mouth and bite down for realistic blood effect! As used by famous Rugby players...Hand Buzzer (Metal) - The original metal Hand Buzzer, wind up and offer a hand shake to give your victim a surprise!*Horrible Finger - One of the most popular injury type jokes, looks like a bandaged finger with nasty wound visible underneath!Hot Tea Bag - This T Bag makes more then just a warm cuppa! Tea infused with chilli pepper seeds!Itching Powder - Sprinkle in the clothes or bedding or your victim, worse then a cart load of fleas!Kitty Crap - A fake mini sized poo, suitably sized for cats or small dogs. Hand made so every one is different!Krap (Crap) a Lot Sugar - Add this sugar to your victim's drink to give them a nasty surprise! Natural laxative effect!Magic Re-light Candles - The classic gag candles, they magically relight over and over when blown out! Now with candle holders!Money Snatcher - Leave a note lying about and when someone goes to pick it up it wizzes away from them with this device! NEW! Cigarette Bangers - The classic Cig Bangers are back! Add to a cig, then when someone starts smoking it will go off with a bang! 10 pieces per pack! NEW! Fake Cockroach - This realistic looking rubber bug is just the thing to freak insect-hating friends and family! NEW! Loaded Dice - Always roll ahead with these dice! Includes a loaded dice weighted to roll 6s and a matching regular dice for your victim! NEW! Jumping Beans - One of the oldest novelties, tilt and move your hand to make these pill shaped 'beans' skip, jump, stand on end and flip over and over! NEW! Bullet Holes - With these Bullet Hole shaped transfers you can make it look like someone's shot through a car or building window! NEW! Dog Poo - Identical to 'Kitty Crap' joke but with an alternative packaging for Dog Lovers! Suitable imitation poop for small Dogs or Cats! NEW! Joke Love Bites - A brutal but popular joke, these water based transfers are just like the ones you had as kids, although these ones make it look like someone's given you a big Hickey! Imagine your partner's face when you roll up with one of these on your neck! NEW! Creepy Ants - A pack of 10x creepy crawly Fake Ants! Each plastic bug measures 1.5cm long, and has a segmented body shape and 6 legs. Put them on food, inside things or prop them where they will fall on top of people! NEW! Exploding Candy - A variation on the classic Exploding Detonator Joke! Load a Bang Cap inside this trick sweet and leave it lying around for your victim to find- when they unwrap it the sweet will go off with a loud BANG! Device only, Bang Caps NOT INCLUDED! NEW! Cigarette Stinkers - Poke one of these into the end of a victim's cigarette and then retreat to a safe distance! When they start to smoke it this Stinker will unleash an unforgettably disgusting smell! NEW! Jumping Candy - When a victim opens one of these sweets they'll be in for a surprise- the trap inside will spring right out of the wrapper at them! NEW! Cracked Broken Window - Put this sticker on a mate's car windscreen, window or mirror- they'll think someone's bust it! NEW! Black Eye Wonderscope - Pretend to look through this little wonderscope and tell your mate its amazing! Offer to let them have a look, discretely removing the protective cap. When they look through they'll see nothing at all- you will though, as it leaves a black makeup ring around their eye after they look in it! Select the Jokes you would like from the drop down menu at the top of the page.Packaging and product colours and styles may vary from those pictured.Brand New in Packaging.The rest of our Jokes (N-W) are on another listing, don't forget to take a look at those too! *Hand Buzzer- Please note that this is a wind-up Hand Buzzer which gives a surprise buzz when you shake someone's hand, it does NOT give electric shocks! (No Hand Buzzer has ever been able to do this, it is a common misconception brought on by films and TV!) Thanks! :- ) UK Shipping FREE UK SHIPPING! Sent by Royal Mail's 2nd Class Service (also known as Royal Mail 48™). This service provides Proof of posting. Additional faster services are available - please check the postage tab options.International Shipping We post to many International locations, please check the postage tab to see how much it will cost for this item to be shipped to your country.All International orders are shipped by Royal Mail's International Signed For™. This service includes priority shipping, tracking information, insurance and signature upon delivery to ensure your package reaches you as safely as possible. Normal shipping times for this service is about 5-8 WORKING DAYS, but please note that this is only a guideline and it can take much longer (due to customs and other delays)!Other Stuff We pride ourselves on our high quality of service. If you have a problem with your order please contact us BEFORE leaving feedback and we will do our very best to fix if for you. We can't help you if you don't get in touch!Any Questions? Give us a buzz! You can message us via eBay or give us a call at the Scarborough Joke Shop - check the contact details below!Please have a look at the other items we have for sale, we have everything from full Fancy Dress Costumes to Fake Poo! You won't be disappointed!
Price: 1.75 GBP
Location: Scarborough
End Time: 2024-08-01T12:24:44.000Z
Shipping Cost: 17.95 GBP
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Type: Jokes and Pranks
Brand: Funnyman
Suitable For: Family, Adults
Modern/ Vintage: Modern
Available Variations
Color: Car Scratch
Price: 2.75 GBP
Available Quantity: 65
Quantity Sold: 48
Color: Cigarette (Cig) Burn
Price: 2.75 GBP
Available Quantity: 132
Quantity Sold: 23
Color: Crap a lot Tea Bag
Price: 1.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 43
Quantity Sold: 43
Color: Cockroach in Candy
Price: 1.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 47
Quantity Sold: 24
Color: Dirty Face Soap
Price: 1.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 218
Quantity Sold: 92
Color: Disappearing (Vanishing) Ink
Price: 2.5 GBP
Available Quantity: 148
Quantity Sold: 89
Color: Exhaust Whistle
Price: 5.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 63
Quantity Sold: 63
Color: Fake Cigarettes (Cigs)
Price: 2.5 GBP
Available Quantity: 695
Quantity Sold: 84
Color: Fake Cigaretts Endz
Price: 1.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 174
Quantity Sold: 15
Color: Fart Powder
Price: 1.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 64
Quantity Sold: 64
Color: Fart Whistle
Price: 3.5 GBP
Available Quantity: 162
Quantity Sold: 86
Color: Fly In Ice Cube
Price: 4.25 GBP
Available Quantity: 130
Quantity Sold: 32
Color: Freaky Finger
Price: 1.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 15
Quantity Sold: 15
Color: Frothing Blood Capsules
Price: 1.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 155
Quantity Sold: 55
Color: Hand Buzzer (Metal)
Price: 4.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 30
Quantity Sold: 30
Color: Horrible Finger
Price: 2.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 52
Quantity Sold: 22
Color: Hot Pepper Tea Bag
Price: 1.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 47
Quantity Sold: 47
Color: Itching Powder
Price: 3.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 301
Quantity Sold: 195
Color: Kitty Crap
Price: 2.5 GBP
Available Quantity: 78
Quantity Sold: 39
Color: Krap (Crap) a lot Sugar
Price: 1.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 35
Quantity Sold: 35
Color: Magic re-light Candles
Price: 2.5 GBP
Available Quantity: 75
Quantity Sold: 75
Color: Money Snatcher
Price: 2.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 87
Quantity Sold: 44
Color: Cigarette Bangers
Price: 3.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 680
Quantity Sold: 474
Color: Fake Cockroach
Price: 1.75 GBP
Available Quantity: 70
Quantity Sold: 24
Color: Loaded Dice
Price: 3.75 GBP
Available Quantity: 75
Quantity Sold: 57
Color: Jumping Beans (3 Pack)
Price: 1.8 GBP
Available Quantity: 116
Quantity Sold: 87
Color: Bullet Holes
Price: 1.75 GBP
Available Quantity: 160
Quantity Sold: 25
Color: Dog Poo
Price: 2.5 GBP
Available Quantity: 98
Quantity Sold: 62
Color: Creepy Ants (10 Pack)
Price: 2.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 7
Quantity Sold: 7
Color: Exploding Candy
Price: 2.75 GBP
Available Quantity: 1
Quantity Sold: 1
Color: Cigarette (Cig) Stinkers
Price: 1.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 32
Quantity Sold: 32
Color: Pimple & Wart
Price: 1.99 GBP
Available Quantity: 60
Quantity Sold: 24
Color: Black Eye Wonderscope
Price: 5.5 GBP
Available Quantity: 119
Quantity Sold: 22
