Description: Two magnets based on The Simpsons, specifically the 1996 Halloween Special Treehouse of Horror VII episode "Citizen Kang." When aliens Kang and Kodos decide to take over the Earth, they do so by disguising themselves as Presidential candidates Bob Dole and Bill Clinton. Their many bizarre antics involving discussions of long protein strings and tiny American flags go right over the heads of the human media. When Kodos (as Clinton) says in a campaign speech "We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not downward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom,” nobody bats an eye! When finally, FINALLY the ruse is discovered, it is too late - it's a two-party system and you have to vote for one of them! Kang's despotic reign begins, and you will reap the rewards of your vote - you will be given the shovel with the handle with which to dig your own grave! You - YOU! - could have stopped it by voting for Kodos! Why didn't you vote for Kodos? Whyyyyyy? In 2024, no matter who runs, I suspect a tentacled alien or two would be considered by some to be better choices! Stick these magnets to your helmet, your polling clipboard, or to the head of a nail that you stick into a board! Flat collet magnet strong enough to hold up an envelope, or 2-3 sheets of paper. US penny for scale. Penny and ruler NOT included in price of magnet(s). 1.25 inches = 3.175 cm.
Price: 4.5 USD
Location: Raymond, New Hampshire
End Time: 2024-11-14T00:01:59.000Z
Shipping Cost: N/A USD
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Item Specifics
Restocking Fee: No
Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money Back
Shape: Round
Occasion: All Occasions
Size: 1.25 in
Color: Multicolor
Material: Metal
Item Length: 1.25 in
Personalize: No
Type: Fridge Magnet
Theme: Novelty
Time Period Manufactured: 2020-Now
Country/Region of Manufacture: United States
Item Width: 1.25 in
Handmade: Yes
