Mens Emerson Swim Suit Racing Briefs Aussie Designed $18.99

Description: These swimsuits are designed in Australia to fit Australian guys. Often Asian origin sizes are MUCH smaller, regardless of the stated size because they are for real Asian sizes, not us physically larger (usually) Westerners. Comfortable, and not overly tight where room is needed, gently supportive.Designed for competitive swimming and training. Local US Delivery!!! Genuine Australian designed "Budgie Smugglers" Stock Photos representative of items being sold.Check out the sizing diagram - second image. S size, 80 cm waist = 31.5" approx, hip 95 cm = 37.4" approx, 9 cm = 3.5" sides.M size, 85 cm waist = 33.4" approx, hip 100 cm = 39.4" approx, 9 cm = 3.5" sides.L size, 90 cm waist = 35.4" approx, hip 105 cm = 41.3" approx, 9 cm = 3.5" sides.XL size, 95 cm waist = 37.4" approx, hip 110 cm = 43.3" approx, 9 cm = 3.5" sides. Delivered from Baltimore USA. Please get your sizing choice correct - mis-sizing is NOT a reason for return. Shell made from Nylon/Elastane, lining Polyester - Wash with fresh water (I use my chlorine removal shampoo, even with a salt water pool) and allow to dry thoroughly. So why are they called "Budgie Smugglers?"Smuggling rare birds is, and was big business in the Far East and Australia. What better place to keep drugged birdies warm and private than that critical space where guys usually have an expected and sometimes prominent bulge, usually subject to glances of admiration from the opposite gender, and not to suspicious activity, search and scrutiny by the same gender. So you tuck the drugged exotic budgie birdy or two down in there, snug next to the old fella, all wrapped up in the swim briefs. Then you do the stupid, illegal thing that lands you in jail, smuggling them in or out of the country.Some smugglers get caught when the budgies wake up early and hungry and start pecking...It's called doing the Budgie Dance.If these feathered budgies fit, then so probably, will all the other uniquely male oriented attachments residing in the same area. Aussie sized equipment. Americans may not smuggle budgies, but you guys also need the room. Maybe for squirrels? Or even ground hogs? Comfortable, and not overly tight where room is needed, gently supportive. Designed for competitive swimming and training. Local US Delivery!!! Genuine Australian Designed Emerson "Budgie Smugglers"

Price: 18.99 USD

Location: Baltimore, Maryland

End Time: 2024-12-06T16:56:46.000Z

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