Saying Grace Over Edible Underwear: And Other Southern Dilemmas by Michael M. De

Description: Saying Grace Over Edible Underwear by Michael M. DeWitt Jr Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New Description About Saying Grace Over Edible Underwear and Other Southern Dilemmas: Risqué yet religious, sacred yet sacrilegious, deeply touching yet light-hearted, this collection of down-home Southern humor and storytelling is both south of salvation and north of hilarious. Here is a sample of what you will learn when you peel back the cover of Grace: -Is it appropriate to say grace, or "the blessing," before eating edible underwear? -Why Southern folks say "maam" to everyone, even drive-thru electronic recordings. -Why Hopewell Baptist Church holds the Guinness World Records for both mass baptism and water pollution. -Why "country girls" love pig-testicle-cutting time. -Why you should always wear a bra when rustling cows. -What Southern women and Southern winters have in common. -When it is appropriate to practice the fine art of bullying. -What happens when a Southern belle wears makeup to church. -Why all hurricanes should be named after Southern women. -How boiled peanuts can ruin your reputation and your marriage. -Why you should always hire a paramedic and a priest when hunting on the Sabbath. -Why you should never carry your infant into the liquor store. -Three reasons you dont want to miss any of Michael DeWitts funerals. So fix yourself some iced tea, pull up the rocking chair and enjoy Saying Grace. But you might want to visit the bathroom first, lest you find yourself overcome with laughter and wet your edible underwear. Author Biography Lowcountry author Michael M. DeWitt Jr. is a multiple-award-winning journalist, humorist, columnist and newspaper editor who has been published in several newspapers and magazines in South Carolina and Georgia. The editor and publisher of the 136-year-old Hampton County Guardian, DeWitt is also the author of Images of America-Hampton County, a photo history book published by Arcadia Publishing in May 2015. Since May 2012, he was worked as the humor columnist and a contributing writer for South Carolina Wildlife magazine. A family man, lackluster farmer and amateur outdoorsman, in his spare time DeWitt volunteers with local arts councils and for several years has been a co-playwright for Salkehatchie Stew, a five-county oral history, storytelling and community theater project driven by the University of South Carolina Salkehatchie in Allendale. Details ISBN 1523645768 ISBN-13 9781523645763 Title Saying Grace Over Edible Underwear Author Michael M. DeWitt Jr Format Paperback Year 2016 Pages 110 Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform GE_Item_ID:99280576; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. Returns If you wish to return an item, please consult our Returns Policy as below: Please contact Customer Services and request "Return Authorisation" before you send your item back to us. Unauthorised returns will not be accepted. Returns must be postmarked within 4 business days of authorisation and must be in resellable condition. Returns are shipped at the customer's risk. We cannot take responsibility for items which are lost or damaged in transit. For purchases where a shipping charge was paid, there will be no refund of the original shipping charge. Additional Questions If you have any questions please feel free to Contact Us. Categories Baby Books Electronics Fashion Games Health & Beauty Home, Garden & Pets Movies Music Sports & Outdoors Toys

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