The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Nigerians: How To Dismay, Dishearten and

Description: The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Nigerians by Mark Geoffrey Young, Dick DeBartolo If youre looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Nigerians is the book youre looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Nigerians appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so theyll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Nigerian knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while its in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Nigerian, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, its better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Nigerians. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if its cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. *** FORMAT Paperback LANGUAGE English CONDITION Brand New Author Biography Mark Geoffrey Young is an American-Australian writer, journalist and humorist who has written hundreds of books, articles and scripts for magazines, newspapers and radio stations around the world. His books include The West Australian Joke Book, How to Promote Your Business, Dr. Youngs Guide to Demotivating Employees, How to Sell Your House Condo or Co-op in Any Market and the current series of The Best Ever Book of Jokes. Details ISBN148486364X Author Dick DeBartolo Short Title BEST EVER GT DEMOTIVATION FOR Pages 106 Language English ISBN-10 148486364X ISBN-13 9781484863640 Media Book Format Paperback Year 2013 Publication Date 2013-05-10 Imprint Createspace Independent Publishing Platform Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform Subtitle How To Dismay, Dishearten and Disappoint Your Friends, Family and Staff Audience General We've got this At The Nile, if you're looking for it, we've got it. With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and well over a million items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! TheNile_Item_ID:77564922;

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